Friday, June 20, 2003

BLOG WITH JOE
(many thanx to DB for the inspiration to add to blog
and plagarize thoughts of Joe and spoof the spoof proof Brad)
I'll try that at home tomorrow.
But only if it's not a bright sunny spectacular day, and I'm stuck on the computer again instead of my bike.
I have visions of sunshine.
> Who do I tell about this to make the BILL GATES $$$???
Sorry, but a visionary philosopher does not need or want big $$$.
THIS visionary philosopher do (hahahaha).
Have a sunny day tomorrow, Joe.
Hey Joe I just took an online IQ test at www.emode.com
and the machine said I was a VISIONARY PHILOSOPHER.
Who do I tell about this to make the BILL GATES $$$???
we might jepordize our chances for an Industry Award this year!
Maybe Brad will give his own SPOOFSITE the award.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: PROJECT SOLAR COMPOST
The astral projection over the barnyard is a good one!
Very tempting to do, but we might jepordize our chances for an Industry Award this year!
> Hey Joe:
> > How's about these gems as text for Brad's site.
> > I'd also like to get one of his song lyrics in there
> and we're done.
> Genius.
> > SOLAR COMPOST
> > Spoof on reality
> We live forever
> > On my way to MCCC,
> I stopped off at Studio C,
> Peterborough, NH, Chico, CA, Rider U,
> And the Moon.
> > I did astraly project over the barnyard
> And plan to do same again.
> > With my Jamaican revelation intact
> I remain,
> > Spoofmaster Brad
I believe BRAD will laugh his backside off.
Go to press, sir.
That's a great idea to create a quicky Brad site.
I want to see the Brad in leather gimp mask photo.
How about you do the webmastering
and I'll provide you with some text??
Solar Compost is an excellent name for the site.
-----Original Message-----
Subject: Re: GO ORGANIC
I'll create Brad's page for him, featuring Brad in leather Gimp mask.
With compost of course.
Solar compost?
Just saw your latest blog. A good one.
> I see you made some changes to your webthing, sir.
The Dave Compost link? Couldn't resist.
I'll link to any friend's page
> Did you go ORGANIC at the Failte Celtic Coffee Shoppee yesterday after work??
Did not.
Headed straight home,
GIMP'ed,
then watchd 'Real Women Have Curves',
good film.
I'm off tomorrow, and I'm sure it will be sunny & brite all day.
Or I'll just die.
(Note to C-SPAN in the midst of the Joe correspondence)
Dear Friends:
Have you considered broadcasting some of the Iranian protest satellite TV broadcast
such as NITV (see news article below) or the channel broadcasting the Shah's son.
Personally, I would find this to be fascinating viewing.
I encourage you to continue broadcasting international feeds from the world's hotspots like your broadcasts of recent Pakistan and Indian and Russina and Chinese television.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;$sessionid$JIGK4HQU42VTJQFIQMGSFF4AVCBQWIV0?xml=%2Fnews%2F2003%2F06%2F19%2Fwiran19.xml&sSheet=%2Fnews%2F2003%2F06%2F19%2Fixworld.html
all the best to your excellent station,
(Some additional DEVIL CHURCH related e-mail)
Got your e-mail, Bill.
Unfortunately, for me, I'm at work
and hungry for breakfast.
Oh well.
I'll get to youse guys soonest.
I was recently in contact with Pastor Harm and he said he was doing the service in MEDFORD
on JULY 27th. I hope you can make it.
I heard something about the olde HOLY CROSS mailbox trick.
Satan is well served in that place.
Hope to hang out with you soon.
Until then ...
"Birds have their nests and Foxes have their holes,
but the SON OF GOD has no place to lay his head."
But now JESUS is preparing a perfect mansion of glory for us
and the mailboxes are made out of gold!!!!!!!!!!

Now you know everything dear world ...

---developed----
Greetings fellow New Jersians:

Went for a walk with the wife around the block last night and
got all ate up from the skeetters while looking at a neighbors
impressive Japanese style fish pond.

He must have had 14 fish in that pond.

Then we ran into some neighbors who have teenage visitors from Puerto Rico.

Then we met up with the next door neighbors who told us about their hole in the
pool liner adventures.

Then we met up with a neighbor who just adopted 2 Russian babies.

And finally we ran into a neighbor who did a great landscaping job in his front yard to
gussy his place up. His wife, son, daughter-in-law and 3 kids. Oooooooooops
another one on the way, live with him.

We scampered home to the youngin's and then on to pick up two
teenage youth who are staying with us for a few days while their parents
are away in AC.

Next week Anne and the Kids are away to AC to sing for the DARE convention.

And then Anne and I go up to Allentown, PA to file a deposition
for the wacky guy who won't fill his lake in the poconos.

Then the in-laws from Colorado invade the joint for a week.

Then sweet freedom after July 1 and on to GETTYSBURG July 3-6,
although the main reason for going was the 140th re-enactment of the
event and it has been postponed until August, but we're goin' anyway.

I think I just made a blog entry.

Either that or somebody added something to the compost pile.

PRAISE JESUS!!!!
FOLLOW GOD, NOT MAN.

...and have a great day ...

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Tuesday, June 17, 2003

Incendiary Memo

Sliced
Diced
Paired
A broken land
A broken idea
A sorry time
Filled with images
And voices surreal
Echoing sounds
Solar compost
Memories of the future
Call and response
A simple time
With more space
And less ideas
And less blood
Your teeth hurt
And they should be kinder
To your Ukranian soul